favorite celebrity: i'm sorry, what? what language was that? i don't underst-
me: dEAR GOD IN HEAVEN SWEET BABY JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL THIS IS BETTER THAN FANFIC I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM CAN YOU SIGN THE INSIDE OF MY NOSE
favorite celebrity: i - you ... you WHAT? excuse me?!!
celebrity's friend: careful, she's from the internet. just back away slowly, don't make eye contact, and make no sudden movements
my friend: hey 'sup oH MY GOD IS THAT?????
me: yES OMFG IKR LMFAO BARK????????
celebrity's friend: holy shit they're multiplying every man for themselves rUN