February 2012
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
What people expect British boys to be like: Hello darling, oh you look lovely today. Would you like to go for a cup of tea?
What British boys where I live are like: Ite bbz, I was wonderin if u wanted to link up init
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parents: get off the computer
me: excuse me, i'm a professional blogger have more respect
friend: eats mcdonalds and is still skinny
me: eat a peanut and i gain 10 pounds
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But, this new dash layout…
IT’S DELETED HALF OF MY TRACKED TAGS. FWQRTFFSSG>op[jxphu
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY DASHBOARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
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strikinglike-lightning:
jay-will-make-me-sweat:
I need to see this pic of Jay in a mankini….
yes.
tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
me: shouldnt i be doing something productive
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: nah
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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Just watched One Born Every Minute
I am crying ok.
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queenofmcdonalds:
if you buy your boyfriend/girlfriend food and they buy you food i think that relationship will last ages
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
I need a job.
fags at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.
